POV: you finally get a trade request

"Can I have a free pet my dog has cancer"

"Hi can you offer" adds nfr cat, garden snake, and big head potion

"I know it's nft but what for [insert strictly nft pet's name here]"

accepts the trade without putting anything on their side, only adding pizza when asked to add

"Hai do you have an offer for my preppy tiny home" (idk but I'm sick of getting asked that)

"SHOW ME YOUR PETS" continues demanding you to show them even after they've been told that they're in your profile

"Do you have a best friend or cousin"

randomly adds a common and is speechless the entire time, only using that automated "Hi! 👋"

"ADD" puts in golden tortoise beetle

"Can you help me im doing common to leg" adds swordfish

adds random pets for no reason, usually really bad, and tries to flex their minion chick before declining