Typa shit that happens

"Can I have a free pet? My _ has [random disease], t-the doctors have said the only cure is that they get a pet!" (Bonus points if that disease is cancer) (another bonus point if they're talking about themself)

"PLSSSSS😭😭😭😢😢😢" and then when you spectate the trade the person saying that happens to overpay for a low value item (bonus points if the one with the low value item declines)

"Do you have a trusted friend or a sibling?"

Joining a random server and everyone is speaking a language you don't understand (bonus points if they speak russian)

"Can i have a free pet I'm so poor" (bonus points if they forgot to clear out their profile with 2 decillion mega shadow dragons)

The classic "Hi! 👋"

Random person trades you, places absolutely nothing and declines immediately

"Can I offer for [insert nft pet name]? I-I know its nft but please!"

"ABC TO PLAY _" (bonus points if it's spin the wheel)