AIO: Should I Leave Over Butter?

Full context: I (43M) was not raised by wolves. My wife (46F) was also not raised by wolves. (I know her parents.) I am fairly certain neither of us are wolves either, therefore, none of our children (all biologically ours) are wolves. Yet here they are, all of them going into the butter with a fork. Should I leave and start a new life or AIO?

Full context: I (43M) was not raised by wolves. My wife (46F) was also not raised by wolves. (I know her parents.) I am fairly certain neither of us are wolves either, therefore, none of our children (all biologically ours) are wolves. Yet here they are, all of them going into the butter with a fork. Should I leave and start a new life or AIO?