To all of the nonBlack pissants whose chests cave in every time we say BLACKPeopleComedy is indeed for Black people:
Disclaimer: if you are NOT a nonBlack pissant whose chest caves in every time we say BLACKPeopleComedy is indeed for Black people, then this message is obviously not meant for you
Did you miss me 😘 it's ya girl, back at it again
Why yes, your hot spoon drug-induced tirades and various unhinged responses absolutely make me want to welcome you here with open arms
omg what a silly little fool I’ve been 🤦🏾♀️
I have some food for thought for you on this beautiful Wednesday: if this sub (or any sub dedicated to a marginalized group) were not, in fact, allowed on this app, don't you think we'd be gone or, at the very least, quarantined by now ? 🤔
anyone? oh ok... that's what the fuck I thought
Right, so instead of mass reporting and commenting on every post with the only generic responses y'all could muster up with your 2.5 shared brain cells, let's put those suckers to good use and try to seriously reflect on why y'all would want to even be any place that has made painfully clear it does not want you around. Be honest with yourselves; we already know the answer
Now some of the most common responses have always been "Well now, what if WE made a ___PeopleComedy and didn't let you uppity Negroes in ???" or "if ____ people made their own space and said this about Black people, y'all would riot" 🤡
PLEASE DO !! GO RIGHT TF AHEAD AND MAYBE THEN YOU'LL LEAVE US ALONE LIKE WE'VE BEEN ASKING Y'ALL TO DO !! Y'all flocking here en masse to parrot the same delusional shit every day is insane behavior. Ain't y'all tired yet ??
aren't y'all embarrassed 👀 you should be
If y'all were really bout that action, you would have just done that a long time ago. But noooo, you come here with your unrelenting disingenuous bullshit that only serves to try to beat us into submissive compliance. Y'all love to pretend like you couldn't possibly fathom why Black folks aren't scrambling over themselves to join hands across the world and sing a multicultural Kumbaya with you 24/7; as if there's no possible reason we might want to keep to ourselves in one minuscule corner of a corner of the internet and take a break from the never ending stream of shit we have to deal with (from YOU 🫵🏾) on a daily basis
Y'all don't really give a fuck about equality or having a space for yourselves; you just don't want us to have one. The only way you could be living in THIS world and still be so oblivious as to not have a fucking clue of what people who don't look like you deal with is if you're: a) outrageously privileged, b) living under a rock, c) willfully ignorant, d) actually braindead, or e) all of the above
Y'all expect that if you play stupid long enough and ask the same 4 questions over and over any time we express a collective grievance that we'll be so exhausted from explaining ourselves in return for the mere hope of a shred of common fucking decency or respect from you that we'll eventually roll over and allow you to colonize this space like every other one on this godforsaken planet
https://i.redd.it/su4j5uogm86e1.gif
🗣️ THAT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN HERE
All you're going to get in return for your paltry efforts is a permaban and a chance at a 5 second feature on our weekly Name and Shame thread. DASSIT
Another equally important point that comes up way too often here is that some folks, especially those of a hueless nature who are known to believe that the sun rises and sets out of their narrow asses, like to think they are the sole target of these little reminders. You are not. If you are not Black, you are, in fact, the very nonBlack people I refer to in the rules and all of the general announcements I make. See how that works? I genuinely do not know how or why that causes as much confusion as it does. To anyone here who is not Black:
If you are going to be here, be quiet. THIS SPACE IS NOT FOR YOU. If you insist on demanding our (read: my) attention here with your "I'm not Black but [...]" comments, you do not get to dictate what that attention will look like. As I said before, atp it's addressed every damn day on every single post and I see it as a willful disregard for this sub
If you come here in bad faith, I won't be explaining SHIT; once again, the only response you will receive is a swift permaban
I cannot begin to tell y'all how many mfs get banned after commenting some ignorant shit only to ✨immediately✨ hop into my inbox wailing and gnashing teeth about how I didn't allow them to continue to troll and harass people here in peace, like exhibit L (for Loser) ⬇️
or even more pathetically:
Don't be like them. Or do 🤷🏾♀️ You've been warned