Hakari: Life of a Bum

There are many thing’s I’d wish to say about Krinji “Sandpaper Hands” Lakari, but I’m not an expert in H*kari Hate. Instead, I shall tell its life story. Steel Door Victim has been a Domain Merchant since the creature was six. This horrid beast developed “DOMAIN HELP ME PLS” by losing a mini game with Casino Luigi and thought gambling was the source of all power. So, this insignificant infant decides to enroll into Jujutsu High, begging for Gojo to take it in..for 9 years. After that, it goes in and lands a Black Flash on Todo during the Goodwill Event..only to see its arm break and for the “Black Flash” to be his own blood. What an amazing first year, that was. After that year, the Door Merchant gets called in to greet the newcomers, which were: Maki Zenin, Panda, and Toge Inumaki. Stallkari greets them, and challenges Maki to a fight, since it assumes she’d be the weakest. Of course, Mr. Fake Jordans gets suplexed into the Shadow Realm so badly, that Shoko had to literally revive the Gambling Garbage via RCT. After being utterly defeated by a First Year, Cringelord Hay-Car-Eee tries its luck on Inumaki..only to realize that Inumaki has more hands than the Brainless One does and gets defeated in the same manner, Inumaki not even using his CT to beat Trashkari. Now, here comes Yuta’s placement. Yuta gets transferred and Shonen-Bait decides to challenge the new kid. The Mentally Challenged Bookie tries its luck..only to get palmed into the ground by Rika, literally buried. The ass-whooping was so horrid that Yuta gave up just for Rika to stop beating Blackface Gambler’s ass..which makes this Pillowfists’s first W ever. This is what Yuta meant when he says that “when he gets worked up, he’s stronger than I am!” Overall, Stall Lord is a sad, pathetic creature that would grant people pity..if it wasn’t so satisfying and hilarious to see its consistent attempts to be relevant, only to fail in a humiliating manner.