Me eating apples bothers you?

So I was just reminded of this one that I pulled back in gymnasium (high school I think - different system)

Every time it was time for a test, people would bring snacks. I loved Granny Smith apples back then, the really hard and crunchy ones. So it turned out that there were some of my classmates taking issue with the noise during exams... Said that it was disturbing. Told me to consider if I could bring something else to eat instead. Being a reasonable guy, I said sure.

Since I'm also a little bit unreasonable and got annoyed that I couldn't eat what I liked, I went for something that was both crunchy and smelly instead.

So when the next test came around, I had found the largest yellow onion that I could find, which I proceeded to eat, apple style of course for maximum crunch. The whole room smelled like fresh chopped onions in the end.

Sure, looking back it was probably a bit juvenile and kind of dickish, but nobody minded the apples afterwards - thankfully. (Raw onion is only tasty in moderation)