Kettlewood University: Additional Rules
Due to recent events, the school administration has decided to add additional rules for the student and faculty's safety. Below are the additional rules that are to be followed when school hours are over.
Students:
- When the school day has ended, pay attention to the time of day. School days will always end at 5:00. If the sky is to be a pitch black, or a high noon, please stay inside your classrooms for an additional twenty minutes. You may exit your classrooms once the day has reverted back to normal.
- All students are to exit the school by 7:00. Any club activity or other events that force you to stay for longer are to be ignored. We no longer hold or allow any activities to be held after 7:00.
- Floors may appear to be repeating when descending a set of stairs. Students are advised to climb up the stairs until they reach the top, and then descend once again.
- Any devices are advised to be turned off or set to Do Not Disturb. This will prevent any unwanted attention when leaving school grounds.
- The previous rule does not apply to students who are licensed to operate a vehicle, and use a vehicle to get to school. The school administration has found that vehicles instill fear in any unwanted attention there may be. Students may provide other students with a ride to their homes if needed.
- Students that walk/use quiet vehicles (i.e., a bike) are advised to stay as quiet as possible when exiting the school.
- It is strongly advised to not turn around when a student feels that there is a looming threat dangling over them. It will pass momentarily.
- Students may not pick up any stray items they find on their path to the exit. These include, but are not limited to: pennies, old & beaten up dolls, mannequin parts, rusty keys, leather wallets, & broken cellular devices. (List subject to being extended.)
- Students may feel the sudden and strong urge to wield a sharp object and harm the nearest person. This can only be stopped by the intervention of other students. The first sign will always be the sudden stop of motion and light twitching of arms.
- In the event of thick fog, it is strongly advised to stay with a group when exiting the school. Devices will no longer work until the fog has vanished.
- Do not call or yell for any person that appears to have collapsed near your path when exiting the school.
- The school is not responsible for any loss of property when exiting.
Faculty:
- Professors are to continue their work until 8:30. Do not attempt to investigate any loud noises outside of your desks/offices. Once 8:30 arrives, immediately make your way to the nearest exit. A map of the school has been provided and hanged on the wall for your convenience. Professors may continue their work at home if they wish.
- When arriving at the school parking lot, faculty may spend no more than twenty minutes searching for their car. Any longer and it will attract unwanted attention.
- Janitors are to be cleaning the school with the provided headlamps and flashlights to prevent the chances of something sneaking up on them.
- In the event of a power outage to a room you are in, immediately make your way to the nearest hiding spot. This rule does not apply for bathrooms, janitor closets, staircases, or elevators. (List subject to being extended.)
- Hallways may repeat while attempting to find an exit. Faculty are advised to close their eyes and walk backwards until they reach a wall.
- It is strongly recommended that faculty not pay attention to whispers calling for their names.
- There are no eyes on the walls, furniture, floors, or ceiling. Faculty are advised to drink at least two cups of water if they experience this event.
- Do not attempt to go into classrooms with students pleading to be set free. This rule is important for every member of school faculty.
- The school is not responsible for any loss of property when exiting.
This board will be copied and placed in various parts of the school. It is for the safety of the students and faculty alike. May you traverse safely.
- School Administration