What's up with queens giving kits random names?
( Feel free to add more in the comments )
- Yellowfang
Apparently queens now choose their warrior names? To be fair, it was probably obvious what it should be. But Yellowkit?? For a dark grey cat??
- Onestar
Come on. Why Onekit? Again, I know that he had one long whisker. Everyone's going to say it was obvious what his mother was trying to do. But seriously...Onepaw? Guys...onePAW? Bro got done dirty.
- Bluestar
She's gray...nothing said...
- Brokenstar
Look, Yellowfang really has to do that do him lol? Brokenkit. Brokenkit isn't even that bad compared to BrokenPAW. Everyone probably did a double take on his paw to see if it was really broken. The apprentice names are so sad xD
- Redtail
Hear me out when I say that he's not red, he's brown/maroon. Come at me.
Edit: For clarification and to stop arguements in the comments, this was made purely for joke purposes and is not meant to be serious. I thought this was blatantly clear, but apparently not. I know half of these were wrong, but it's just to have a laugh and some people need to understand that ( ahem, u/The_Iron_Mountie ). The joke about -paw as their suffix is just funny to hear Brokenpaw, Onepaw and all of those names because it sounds like they actually have Onepaw or a broken paw. Once again, this is not meant to cause arguements, just for laughs.