Birthday week Twitch updates! Another Urgent Care trip incoming??

He starts off his birthday stream by saying that he has a cough again and has been “chugging Theraflu.”  He brings up his sickness from a few months ago and says that actually the worst and most difficult part of his breakup was that he was sooooo sick the entire time the breakup was happening.  He said Amberlynn needs to ruhhlize that it wasn’t just his mental health that was suffering during that time, it was also his physical health.  Weird, because he did not seem that ill at all, and the multiple visits to the Urgent Care determined that it was just a cold.  Let the revisionist history begin!

He mentioned how Noel’s birthday is the day after his, and that in years past he had to be careful with planning things for his birthday, so as to “not hurt feelings.” (Oh I’m sure you were just so popular and had so many options and Noel was so jealous 🙄)  So for Noel’s birthday this year, Zach has scheduled a massage and a therapy appointment for himself, and he is having a friend cook him dinner.  Zach really saw his ex’s birthday on the calendar and said, how can I still make this day about me?

Then he actually admitted that he was looking forward to his massage and therapy appointments more than going to dinner with his friends that night for his own birthday.  I honestly feel bad for the friends he guilt tripped into going out with him. Oh, and he did mention that he took a Covid test and it was negative, so he felt good about still going out with his friends even though he feels like he's coming down with some kind of sickness. So considerate!

He also said he told his mom that if she wants to talk to him for his birthday, she needs to contact him between the time his Twitch stream ends and when he goes out to dinner with his friends.  BOUNDARIES, MOTHER.

He mentions that he’s sad that Dunkin Donuts didn’t send him anything free for his birthday.  And he’s PISSED that his Chipotle birthday reward is free guacamole when he’s allergic to avocados.  Why don’t the corporations know him better and care more about his birthday???

And perhaps most interestingly, he randomly admits that Noel is still listed as the beneficiary for his retirement accounts, life insurance, etc.  I guess he really is holding out hope that they’ll get back together.  Bestie, Noel has a whole new man, it’s time to let it go. (also, weird to share this information publicly on the internet with people that you don't consider your friends)

Speaking of Noel, Zach has yet to return to Twitch this week after it was revealed on the internet that Noel has a new man.  I wonder how this will go! I really feel like there will be an upcoming Urgent Care visit to deflect!