‘Face’ the truth

I got ID’d in Wisconsin (42f) in the northland. I’ve been coming to the local bars for years and sadly have/had alcohol face. Was at one with some new folks, stumbled on my drink order, I’ve been going for lower alcohol with zep. They legit were going to resist until ID due to my face looking soo much better. For those who think it might have been indulgent making me feel young, WI allows bars to serve minors with an adults approval. Also to go bar drinks are for real. Enjoyed many to go bev in my car driving home 15ish+ miles away. They do not unless it is really in question. Sorry long story, but damn I had a young face before, but never thought I would get that back.