[trigger warning] this okay to wear to work? (male, stub year K-JD, billing ~20 hrs/month)

Would you judge if one of your male associates wore this Balenciaga shoe to work, assuming everything else is the usual conservative, soul-draining, logo-facing-outward uniform? What about the second pair of Louboutins?

Just survived a grueling 20-hour month (yes, including weekends—brutal), and need to spend money to fill the void where my personality used to be. Thinking of dropping $1,000–$5,000 on small stuff to distract from my existential dread, preferably something that screams “I peaked during OCI.” Already have a Rolex (obviously), so no need for watch recs unless it’s something subtle like a gold Daytona.

Thoughts? Feedback? Other suggestions to help me cope with the crushing weight of being a stub year associate whose biggest achievement is expensing Uber Eats twice last week?