Alright fellas, help me interpret this šŸ˜µ

My husband mentioned he wanted a new disc for Valentineā€™s Day. Here are my rough notes of what he said (hopefully this makes SOME sense). He prefers Innova!

ā€œSomething very lightweight - for a standstill 100ft from the basket, use arm, point and shoot, 150grams or more?, needs some stability cuz I canā€™t not trust it turning over. Rubbery plastic so it sits where it hits. Innova. Parachute disc. Glitch. Pole cat. Speed 1, 0 fade, 0 turn. Or 1. Light pig rubberized?ā€

THANK YOU šŸ™šŸ»

Sorry I shouldā€™ve said ā€œladiesā€ too, I know women disc golf, too (I myself do, as well)!