Its all Duncan?

be Duncan Idaho
swordsmaster of House Atreides
dies heroically in Dune saving Paul’s ass
think you’re free
lol nope

Tleilaxu: “We made you a ghola!”
wake up in Dune Messiah as Hayt
robot brain installed
Paul’s like: “Sup, Duncan?”
remember past life
existential crisis.exe
sacrifice yourself again
Paul cries sand

God Emperor Leto II: “Let’s do this again”
clone Duncan #69420
throw him into 3,500 years of tyranny
Duncan: “Why am I always angry?”
Leto: “You’re my moral pet rock”

Duncan hates fish speakers
hates Leto’s worm bod
hates sand (still)
tries to assassinate Leto constantly
Leto: “This is fine”

Meet Hwi Noree, Leto’s GF
Duncan: “She’s… nice?”
unexpected feels
Leto: “I planned that”
Duncan.exe stops working

Leto’s death scene
Duncan finally kills him
Leto: “Thanks lol”
explodes into sand trout
Duncan: “What did I just do?”
gets Hwi (kinda)
still confused

Tleilaxu invoice Leto’s empire:
”Ghola rental fee: 1 prescience”
Duncan’s fate:
eternal reborn himbo
no peace
only swordfights and angst
Dune fans: “Relatable”