Tell me about your situationship and I'll give them a Lana song

I'm bored at work and thinking about this man I am seeing who drives a 1995 Ford explorer and adopts stray cats and reads Sally Rooney and is getting his concealed carry permit ready for "when the power grid goes down". One time he played me a Chaka Khan record while I danced for him. He always reminds me we aren't really dating even though I said it first. He thinks I'm not that into him but I'm actually obsessed. He's Cruel World to me for some reason.

Give me some highlights and I'll give you a song.