Hot take

I would rather live forever than die right now, but i would rather die right now than live till 70

If i live forever i get much more time to make lots of money, and i assume being immortal comes with regeneration and stay in my mid 20s, so i could just be part of some circus, or hold some corrupt rich guy at gunpoint, and take his money (but not kill him) if the prison sentence was 55 years i could probably go through it, but only if i get caught, i could donate MOST of the money to charity, then put the rest into opening a theater <3

being human sucks