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Dave Meltzer gets clowned on for a lot of different Meltzer-isms, but the funniest part is that a huge amount of them are completely correct, he maybe just said it in a slightly weird way. Like the Mina Shirakawa "great live show charisma" thing everyone joked about for a while when Dave said it.

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"Progressive" Dubbalos when Gooner T criticises the infallible Dub over a dumb spot

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[One of the three basementers who posts 95% of their fed bad quotient] Finish to Kiana James vs Michin

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Hey listen, legitimately had nothing to do with Belgium. I woke up and I was crabby and I cut a mean promo on fans wearing my merch. Sir, what’s your name? Jean-Jacques? Here, watch out, I’m going to step right here. Jean-Jacques, I sincerely apologize to you and all of Belgium.

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"Fuchin' 'ell, the "Learnin Tree" gimmick was absolutely boss, la"

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Sacre bleu! Wee arr noh-ware neer a sell-owt! Sombodee ’ave Ari call Dwayne ahgen! hon hon baguette baguette

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Wholesome! Taz will definitely be taking a trip to his favourite Philly tanning salon to get TV-ready for this moment! Google "Taz tanning salon" to find out more!

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M'Guidette Waifu is so frustrated by her bad booking (insider term) that she's taking it out in screaming matches with random British children. DAE should have signed with the Good Guys and jobbed to Timeless Tits instead?

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DAE anyone who watches the fed is a corporate bootlicking dork? Now excuse me while I remove any post that makes m'wholesome billionaire-owned Dub look hypocritical

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Why didn't the unions fed bad when PorNXXXT had their one-off show at the 2300 last year? Dub-badding over this weeks-long residency instead is clearly a TKO-funded conspiracy.

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Deonna Burrata: "Dub good, there I said it now please book me Tony for the love of God"

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WWE, and now TKO, still fully believe their audience is nothing but marks that will take whatever slop they’re given and ask for more, partially because they’re proven right over and over again.

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You talk a big game about "workers' rights..."

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M'wholesome Dragon would NEVER have attended that monster's 80th!!! He's a man of principle who definitely didn't only miss it because he was in England

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If you add the 500k from Max this is 25% of a Raw! Better than expected for a 6-year-old company, another W for the Good Guys!

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"You *had* a father, Kelly...but your father is dead."

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Everything is sunshine and rainbows backstage at All Friends Wrestling again since CM Cancer, Malarkey Blech and Mirosev went crawling back to the fed. Pic unrelated

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Fed being bad covered by multiple outlets in the UK this morning

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DAE fed ded because a taped SmackDown from Dublin did low numbers in the US? Meanwhile a Dub show from Glasgow tanking is just because everyone rushed to read the spoilers beforehand

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'One of the worst things I've seen in professional wrestling or MMA' | Wrestling Observer Live

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Super disrespectful for people with real mental illness. STOP THE ANGLE!

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DAE the bloom is off the rose? Pic unrelated

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The feeling is restored we are so back m'Dub has momentum again aaaaaaaaand it's gone.

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"Uuuuh well you see, um y'know it's like, when you add, um, y'know, the Max numbers Dynamite definitely, y'know, ummm, beats Raw, Tony just needs to study and learn" - Uncle Dave

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Greedy TKO just counterprogrammed my marriage by giving me a Switch while Roman Reigns takes my wife out for a nice seafood dinner. DAE the bloom is off the rose?

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